Better stories, jokes and toasts

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Statementcompiled by Edwin Stanton DePoncet.
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Pagination291 p.
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Let it be For better or for worse, another year with thee. As we start the New Year. Full text of "More toasts; jokes, stories and quotations" See other formats.

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